Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Rob's Heinous Outfit and My Thoughts About It

Okay, Rob, what the fuck was up with those frightenly-awful khaki disaster pants that day? Did you let KStew dress you to keep us whores away? They are so wrong in so many ways! You, of course, don't need to dress for your fans. We'd fantasize about jumping you no matter what you did (or didn't) wear. My ultimate fear: that you'll wear those heinous pants with the equally heinous puffy brown jacket. Ack! Didn't need that visual! Where's the brain bleach for that horrible visual. Ew, just ew! I know you don't read this crap so I hope no one else gives you the idea to put that hellish outfit together. While I don't like the Adidas you insist on wearing, at least they aren't those shiteous Nikes!!!

Poor Rob. He can't even have a wardrobe malfunction without massive analysis online (have a look at Letters to Rob - totally hilar)! as to WTF he wore what he did. I like the haircut, though. It must be relief for him to get rid of the shaggy mess he was sporting in Bel Ami. Anyway, that heinous outfit would look best of all on the floor. In my bedroom.

Thursday, May 13, 2010

Rob's Birthday

Today is Rob's birthday. Women everywhere can now feel just a little better about lusting after a 24-year-old than slobbering over a 23-year-old. We will just look the other way about our own approaching birthdays!

The new Eclipse footage looks promising except that Edward wouldn't let Jake get to him, at least not visibly, like in that scene with Charlie. More Charlie = good! I don't feel so creeptastic about leering at him! I'm skipping through Eclipse just to, uh, refresh my memory. I should have that book about memorized now. It's my favorite so I've read it the most times. How many times? I have fucking lost count.

Wednesday, May 5, 2010

Those Damned Fanfics again, Daytime TV, and the Scifi Channel

I decided to count how many of the fuckers I'm reading. I've started reading over 35 of them with being several chapters into about 20 of them. Good thing my desk chair is comfortable - I hardly leave my desk at all some days. Especially on days when I read fanfic to scrub the scum from work out of my head. It really isn't a scummy job - it just can be extremely mentally tiring some days.

I haven't found out yet what was said on Oprah today - just waiting for someone else to summarize it so I can read what they said. I am counting on Letters to Rob for the deets tomorrow morning. I refuse to watch her show - I strongly suspect it causes brain damage in many cases.

Daytime TV is kind of like another universe, especially the network channels. Except on weekends, I mostly default to Syfy. The weekend movies suck, though. There was a movie on Syfy a few weeks ago called "Mega-Piranha." I watched it just to see how bad it was and just about laughed my ass off! It would have been less funny if the hilarity would have been on purpose. Classic shot? Giant piranha leaping out of the ocean and snagging a helicopter. Let me tell you, it just doesn't get any funnier than that!! The special effects were just as atrocious as the acting was. Win-win!