Bad Blogger!

Yes, I am a bad blogger! Too overwhelmed with RL to write anything interesting, I guess. Okay, so who else thinks that WFE Rob is the hottness? I saw one photo of him just sitting in the grass that was such a nice one. He looked happy and at peace. Goodness knows, he could use a break!

C'mon June 30th!! A friend and I are going to a marathon where we get to watch all three movies in a row! Can't wait!! Will do my best to ignore the mumbling, blinking, and stuttering in Twilight. Will do my best to ignore Edward's grandpa clothes in New Moon. Hope I don't have to ignore anything in Eclipse (yeah, right) although I am sure there will be at least five or so heinous moments (like why don't the Newborns swim already?) that I will have to turn a blind eye to. Of course Pocket Edward will be going with us - maybe both of them (regular and sparkly). Pocket Edward #1 hasn't been anywhere in ages and Sparkly Pocket Edward hasn't been anywhere at all. Don't be surprised if they pick fights with other Pocket Edwards (or just with each other) while we're out!!

Rob's Heinous Outfit and My Thoughts About It

Okay, Rob, what the fuck was up with those frightenly-awful khaki disaster pants that day? Did you let KStew dress you to keep us whores away? They are so wrong in so many ways! You, of course, don't need to dress for your fans. We'd fantasize about jumping you no matter what you did (or didn't) wear. My ultimate fear: that you'll wear those heinous pants with the equally heinous puffy brown jacket. Ack! Didn't need that visual! Where's the brain bleach for that horrible visual. Ew, just ew! I know you don't read this crap so I hope no one else gives you the idea to put that hellish outfit together. While I don't like the Adidas you insist on wearing, at least they aren't those shiteous Nikes!!!

Poor Rob. He can't even have a wardrobe malfunction without massive analysis online (have a look at Letters to Rob - totally hilar)! as to WTF he wore what he did. I like the haircut, though. It must be relief for him to get rid of the shaggy mess he was sporting in Bel Ami. Anyway, that heinous outfit would look best of all on the floor. In my bedroom.

Rob's Birthday

Today is Rob's birthday. Women everywhere can now feel just a little better about lusting after a 24-year-old than slobbering over a 23-year-old. We will just look the other way about our own approaching birthdays!

The new Eclipse footage looks promising except that Edward wouldn't let Jake get to him, at least not visibly, like in that scene with Charlie. More Charlie = good! I don't feel so creeptastic about leering at him! I'm skipping through Eclipse just to, uh, refresh my memory. I should have that book about memorized now. It's my favorite so I've read it the most times. How many times? I have fucking lost count.

Those Damned Fanfics again, Daytime TV, and the Scifi Channel

I decided to count how many of the fuckers I'm reading. I've started reading over 35 of them with being several chapters into about 20 of them. Good thing my desk chair is comfortable - I hardly leave my desk at all some days. Especially on days when I read fanfic to scrub the scum from work out of my head. It really isn't a scummy job - it just can be extremely mentally tiring some days.

I haven't found out yet what was said on Oprah today - just waiting for someone else to summarize it so I can read what they said. I am counting on Letters to Rob for the deets tomorrow morning. I refuse to watch her show - I strongly suspect it causes brain damage in many cases.

Daytime TV is kind of like another universe, especially the network channels. Except on weekends, I mostly default to Syfy. The weekend movies suck, though. There was a movie on Syfy a few weeks ago called "Mega-Piranha." I watched it just to see how bad it was and just about laughed my ass off! It would have been less funny if the hilarity would have been on purpose. Classic shot? Giant piranha leaping out of the ocean and snagging a helicopter. Let me tell you, it just doesn't get any funnier than that!! The special effects were just as atrocious as the acting was. Win-win!

Fanfics again

It just keeps getting worse! I'm finally paying to recommendations and finding that most of the recommends are just awesome! I looked at the clock and realized that I have spent over 2 1/2 hours on that shit. Except that it isn't shit! What a bunch of creative and talented writers there are out there!

Back to Breaking Dawn. For some reason, once I get to the part where they realize the Volturi are coming (twss), I stop reading and move on to something else or just go back to Twilight. New Moon, while I really like it, is very hard for me to read. I can feel Bella's pain so clearly. That book always makes me cry - a lot.

Back to Windows 7: I have decided that it has some super-cool attributes so I may not hate it anymore. I may upgrade my computer with it someday. Too bad it costs so much!!! I need to take some classes, too, to learn more about it & MS office 07 (and the upcoming office 10). I always have plans and ideas; now just to get off my ass and implement them!

Windows 7 - again

What does Windows 7 have to do with Twilight? Not a damned thing! However, I have decided that 7 does have some features that are better than Vista and XP. The Windows exploder isn't as good, IMO.

Well, I'd best get back to the crap pile that is my living room and continue to try to make some order out of the chaos! It will sure be great to not want to throw a tantrum every time I have to move eight things to get to the one thing I want (the one thing, in this case, is not Rob). Since I can't hang anything on the walls with nails (plaster walls and nervous homeowners), I'm going to have to use the walls over my desk as bulletin boards. Just stick the crap right up on the walls. It'll be a PitA but eventually worth it, especially once I get a decent desk in here. Needless to say, my office area is also my Rob area. Since I am stuck in this corner, several hours a day, why not have great scenery? I caved and got an Eclipse Edward poster. So sue me. My family thinks I have lost my fucking mind.

Fanfic is eating my life

I used to laugh about the fanfic whores out there. I scoffed and thought, "That will never happen to me." Shit. Now I'm reading 10 of the damned things and checking them daily for updates even though I get update notices. This is really cutting into my reading-actual-books time. I'm glad that there are plenty of good ones without smut (or very little smut) in them. Just not much into lemons when I read any kind of fiction. Besides, lemons aren't in the original spirit of the books! Just sayin'.

Just finished reading Eclipse again. I love the conversation Bella has with her mother in the first chapter of Breaking Dawn. Even though I'd rather Stephenie finish Midnight Sun, I am looking forward to the story about Bree. Even though she has such a small part to play, I always wondered about her. How it really was for her as a Newborn. Maybe writing about Bree has put her in the mood to finish Midnight Sun? We can only hope.

I just looked up at my Rob calendar. Time to switch from the March sex stare to April. I will miss the sex stare. Doesn't matter, though. I have a fuckton of sex stare photos on my hard drive. Better ones than on the calendar! Maybe I should print out some of those photos. I think the sex stare should be easily visible at all times - even when the computer is shut off.